Boom Boom

Man has terrible rash all over body, goes to doctors. Doctor says he knows of an ancient cure, the man must go away and kill his friend and chop him up into small pieces and boil him until the fat gathers on top of the pot. When the fat has set he must rub it all over his rash. The man does this and goes back to the doctor in a months time totally cured. He asks what the remedy is called, the doctor says palomine lotion.