Saturday, April 09, 2005

Vincent Van Gogh Family Tree

Contrary to popular belief, the artist, Vincent Van Gogh, actually had many relatives. Archivists just dug up information revealing the following:

A dizzy Aunt - Verti Gogh
The Brother who loved prunes - Gotta Gogh
The Brother who owned a convenience store - Stopn Gogh
His Uncle, a magician - Wherediddy Gogh
A Cousin who lived south of the border - Amee Gogh
That Mexican Cousin's American half-bro - Grin Gogh
His Nephew who drove a stage coach - Wellsfar Gogh
A constipated Uncle - Cant Gogh
The second Cousin, a professional dancer - Tan Gogh
The bird-lover Uncle - Flamin Gogh
The fruit-loving Cousin - Man Gogh
An Aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
A Sister who loved disco - Go Gogh
And his Niece, who traveled the country in a motor home - Winnie Bay Gogh

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