Confession

A guy was kneeling down in church, making his confession.
The priest said "Are you new around here? I don't recognise your voice"
He said "I'm with the circus that's just arrived in town. I'm an acrobat."
"Oh", said the priest "I love circuses, especially the acrobats. Trouble is, with my job I don't get a chance to go there. I don't suppose there's any chance of you giving me a sneak preview of your act is there?"
"No problem" said the guy. So they walked out into the main church and the guy started doing his cartwheels, backflips and summersaults, up and down the aisles, watched by the delighted priest.
Two old ladies were sitting in the back row. One turned to the other and said "If that's the penance he's handing out this week, I'm going home to put some knickers on."