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The husband was working in the garden at the weekend and his wife was about to take a shower. He realised that he couldn't find the rake.. he yelled up to his wife,

"Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear him and she shouted back, "What?"

He pointed to his eye, and then he pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.

His wife wasn't sure and said "What?"

He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

His wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell her husband could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"

She replies,"Eye - Left tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!!