Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Whoops....

Nine comments they would like to take  back made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer  Olympics.
1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from  Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was  amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a  lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her  mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my  parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing,  but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball  announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same  thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't likeit. In fact you can see it all over their  faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice,  the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British  crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is  everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the  field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons  Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his  balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just  said?

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