Italian Mafia Don is dying.
He calls grandson: Lissin a me. I wanna 4 u 2 taka my 38 caliber pistol so u alwys remembr me
Grandson: Grandpa, I dona lika guns. Howz about u leva me u ROLEX watch
Grandpa: Shudup n lissin. Somma day u gonna runna da business. U gonna ave a bootiful wife, lots a money, a biga house, a couple of kids. Someday u gonna come a home n find u wife inna bed with anotha man. What a u gonna do den, point ur ROLEX n say 'times up?'
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