A priest kept chickens at his village parish and one evening the cockerel went missing. At mass the priest asked:
"Who has a cock?" All the men got up.
"No, I meant who has seen a cock" All the women stood up.
"No, no, who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?" - Half the women got up.
"Oh for goodness sake" said the priest.
"Who has seen my cock?" All the choir boys got up.
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