Quickies

A man goes to the doctor. He says "I'm not sure I should be bothering you. I feel really fantastic but everybody says I look dreadful."
The doctor says "I've never heard of anything like that before. Let's look it up." And he takes down an anatomy textbook from the shelf.
He flips through the pages muttering "....looks good, - feels good....no, you look terrible.......looks good, - feels bad...no, you're the opposite,.....Ah. Here we are................looks terrible, - feels wonderful....according to this, you're a vagina."

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What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.