Vacuum

There was a woman once that hoped she'd get a vacuum cleaner for her birthday. She couldn't sleep through thinking about it. Husband said "what's the problem?" She replied, "every time I lie on my left side I think I'm going to get a Hoover, and every time I lie on my right side I think I'm going to get an Electrolux". Husband replies, "well lie on your back, your going to get a Hotpoint!"