Blonde

One day a blonde decides that she is sick & tired of all the jokes about blondes & how they are normally perceived to be stupid so she decides to show her husband that blondes are really smart.
While her husband is away at work she decides that she is going to paint a number of rooms in the house.
The next day, after her husband leaves for work, she commences the task
At 1730hrs her husband arrives home & immediately smells the paint.
He then walks into the living room & finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
At the same time he notices that she is wearing a parka & a leather jacket.
He goes over to her & asks if she is alright & she says yes.
He asks what she has been doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blondes are dumb, and she wanted to show him by painting some of the rooms in the house.
He then asks her why she is wearing a leather jacket & a parka.
She replies by saying that the instructions on the paint can said:-
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