Copywight Elmur Fudd 1994 . All wights wesewved.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Do witches use spell checker?
Half of the people in the world are below average.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Dain bramaged.
Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
Give me ambiguity or give me something else
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