A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when its finished? "
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box then turns to her and
says: - "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger,"
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax, let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all the Frosties back in the box."
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I don't get it... She was trying to assemble Frosties?
damn, i think i know that gal!
ok, i got a great joke for ya:
two cannibals are munchin on a clown. one looks at the other and says, "Yo, does this thing taste funny to you?"
I love it!
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