Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Brazillians

President Bush's morning security briefing is wrapping up. Donald Rumsfeld is concluding his part and says, " Finally, three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday near Baghdad . "
" OH MY GOD! " shrieks Bush, and he buries his head in his hands for a seemingly interminable 30 seconds.
Stunned at the unexpecteddisplay of emotion, the president's staff sit speechless, not sure how to react. Finally, Bush looks up and asks Rumsfeld,
" How many is a brazillion? "

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