Geography Lesson

Female Geography
Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa: wild , naturally beautiful and full of mysterious , fertile deltas.
Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America: well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed , in full bloom , aware of her beauty.
Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.
Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.
Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia: vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great conquests , but without a future.
After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the North Pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there...
Male Geography
Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick...