Tuesday, April 01, 2008

One Liners

Bad spellers of the world untie!

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk

Does the career advice, "Come early on your first day" apply in the porn business?

Laxatives and sleeping pills - not a great combination!!!!!

I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot?

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