An old Construction Engineer went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his beer, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the man and asked, "Are you a real Construction Engineer?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on big jobs, wearing a white helmet, playing computer games and attending meetings, so I guess I am."
"What do you do?' he asked.
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women, when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old man and asked, "Are you a real Construction Engineer?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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