Fighter

A prize fighter was driving through Scotland - on a winter holiday with his wife. He said, " I've been thinking. I've always heard how tough Highlanders are. Here I am with a 20-0 record in the ring. I feel like I'm tough but I've never fought a Jock. It's got me to wondering. "The wife said, " Oh, that doesn't make any difference. You're successful at what you do. You've fought some mighty tough guys and you've always come out on top. "He said, " Yeah, but I still can't help but wonder. Before we go home, I'm going to have to whip a Jock's arse. "A while later a tyre burst. The fighter got stopped and it was way below freezing with driving sleet. He was not looking forward to changing the wheel. As he started getting the jack out a breakdown truck drove by. The driver, a giant of a man, asked " D'ye need a hand Jimmy? "The fighter said, " Yeah, I need a wheel change and I need to whip a Jock's arse. Which one do you want to help me with? "The jock said, " Hae aboot this? Ye whop my arse, I'll change your wheel. I whop your arse, ye hold my balls up out of the snow while I f**k the wee lady. "They agreed and set to.A little later the prize fighter and his wife were back on the road and she said, " I guess that Highlander wasn't so tough after all. "He said, " No, did you see the way he flinched when I dropped his balls in the snow ? "