Dead Pig

Tony Blair and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Tony told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.About 1 hour later Tony sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn." What happened to you " , asked Tony.Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter ripped my clothes off and gave me a blow job." My God, what did you tell them " , asks Blair.The driver replies, " I'm Tony Blair's driver, and I just killed the pig"